This is a LONG over due post. My nose has been buggin` me to do this for about a week or more now.

Every morning as I emerge from the Grand Street subway station and begin my short walk to work, I am presented with an array of sites, more more obviously, smells. And not your usual, “Ahh, its great to be up in the morning…. I smell coffee and morning freshness…” But rather the, “Ahhh…. its great to…… Ahhhhhh Oh my God.. (*gagging, coughing begins*) from what the hell is that?! Ahh, it smells like bad eggs mixed with cat pee and old milk blenderized with fish and old cabage…..” Yeah - its that bad. Or probably worse. All I’m trying to say is “wwhhooaaa…” Why does it smell like this?! God (really) is the only one who knows, because seriously, no one human person trying their hardest to make the worst smelling things on Earth could make a smell this bad.

On the flip side, its more powerful than a cup (or three) of coffee in the morning. Needless to say, I’m not falling sleep at work!

Until my next BIG discovery,
S

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